Binge-Watching The Latest Festive Features: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
‘Tis the time of year to relax on the sofa and consume a packet of holiday pastries in front of a terrific flick, a poor film, or one that’s so bad it’s good.
Once again, a batch of fresh Christmas films hopes to be part of our holiday traditions—maybe even earning a place alongside enduring classics like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
Therefore, in a vital public service to distinguish the gems from the coal, and to find the festive feeling, I marathoned as many recent holiday releases as possible in a single day.
Early Morning: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Beginning, ideally, on a positive note. This release is the exclusive 2025 movie on a well-known aggregator's list of the greatest 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The musical trio are trapped in the UK after wrapping up their world tour and must return for Christmas. Their endeavors are thwarted by an malevolent Father Christmas, who bursts into melody to announce they won’t get home until they “rekindle their brotherly magic.”
The banter between the bickering brothers is enjoyable even for the casual viewer, while followers will certainly catch lots of in-jokes as they attempt to get back using all transportation available.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is great for devotees and a good start to the day.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who must sit through it.
8.45am - Tinsel Town
A-list actor Kiefer Sutherland appears as a celebrity tricked into a pantomime.
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “hard-to-work-with” and older action hero Brad Mack, who has seen better days and whose representative has misled him into thinking he’s starring in renowned British drama.
His Aladdin fellow actors let him know he’s playing Buttons. “Absolutely not,” he protests. It's easy to predict their response. Except if you’re ignorant of traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some hilarious moments, some cockle-warming sub-plots, and the ensemble is cracking, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit tacky at a different time, but is a great entertainment at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
Danny Dyer appears at the beginning of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second film in a row. Could this be a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who picks up Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the director of Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative develops as the miserly Mr Sood is haunted by the apparitions of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least different from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very charismatic and Nayyar’s portrayal is wooden—a problem when he’s so the focal point.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
There’s time for a major broadcaster's original festive film—which stars Guz Khan as a charmingly cantankerous character who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an large festive windfall at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) persuades him spending the sum on a family trip to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he finds out there was an mix-up with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to return the remainder.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
A Classy Netflix Romance
This is one of those Christmas films where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
High-powered businesswoman Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is sent to a French chateau to secure an acquisition for a sparkling wine company. On the way, she encounters a guy in a bookshop who promises to show her Christmas in Paris.
An expert recently declared this is the finest new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a festive dalliance with a hint of sophistication and gives the required cozy feelings.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is notable too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
3.29pm - Finding Father Christmas
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, despite the persuasion of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The secret is out there, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the guidance of a panel of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s understated but charming, and perfect viewing while waiting for Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a dysfunctional American family who gather for the holidays—including other acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer begins by referencing Christmas classics like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in execution it’s really a mash-up of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually finds her strength.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s gone downhill, but fortunately here’s a new addition in the packed genre of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and strangely compelling—festive fodder.
It’s a narrative as familiar as can be: An American woman travels to a far-off wintery locale and ends up discovering romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher